both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.

Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi

by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 21, 2023

Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024