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Piss Bot

A robot stolen from a company and modified to piss beer in a cup.
Jane - I'm gonna put my cup on the ground to get beer
Piss bot- PIIISH
by Pissbotofbrad February 12, 2022
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Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.
1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."
by jobrien80 October 1, 2012
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same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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pissing in them jeans

It’s basically asking a girl is she wet
Boy: A girl are you pissing in them jeans
Girl: I don’t know what that means
Boy: yeah you pissing
by Tip60 December 10, 2017
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The Piss Face

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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Piss pants

Yo pissy myles piss pants
by 09hr084711fyrt December 8, 2023
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