Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021

Hopes and Prayers, usually after yet another preventable mass shooting and utilized as an illusion of action and genuine alarm.
by RatchedRN78 April 13, 2023

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.
"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019
