I smell cap

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do

For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him

by capsmellersupreme November 8, 2018

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!

by Happy pickle January 28, 2019

And I was like yo

This sentence can be used when you are surprised at something mostly when you find out who someone likes or if you love someone.

Jane: Umm... I like Bobby
Me: And I was like yo

*boy looks at a girl he likes*: and I was like yo

by The_Godly_Dude January 28, 2019

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

will i go to heaven

no

katie: will i go to heaven
landen: nein

by WaluigiIsGod69 September 20, 2018

indeed-i-didgeridoo

A longer version of of saying indeed. Used to give something extra to your agreement.

Susan: "do you love me bob?"
Bob: "indeed-i-didgeridoo"

by E-pizzel April 10, 2018

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018