simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

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A person who does way too much for a person they like (flying across a country to meet them)

PewDiePie is not a simp or sive is a simp

by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020

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The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

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A simp( also known as a ruben) is putting a girls interests over the boys and favoring a females opinion over the boys

Person 1: Lmao jeremiah is being such a simp
Person 2: omg ikr he loves sophie wayyy to much

by David beardsworth March 21, 2020

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A simp is a simple person lacking common sense. It can also mean a fool or simpleton. (slang) (countable) A simp is a person, usually a male person, who appears to be foolishly valuing another person too much, usually to a person of opposite sex.

Man that guy is simping over her.

That guy a simp, look at him.

by Twgyem February 29, 2024

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