LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE

i am in your closet. there is no where to run.

Random noise: "LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE!!!"
John: *grabs SMG*

by marcothemonkey68421 September 18, 2024

International goth girl breaks into your house day

February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.

Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf

by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025

become the size of a house

to be really really really fat.

"she ate everything, she's gonna become the size of a house"

by trainfan March 1, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.

Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."

by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024