Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

doing someone green

Giving good advice or helping someone out

You can be doing someone green by helping them make the come up.

by Stupidham28 November 14, 2011

Riding the Green Dragon

When one consumes too much monster nitrous, often resulting in too much energy and outbursts of creativity.

Bro: Dude I worked a double over time last night
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.

by Northeastern Protech December 11, 2011

greened

1. To be swindled out of money.
2. To sell items to raise money for a cause but pocket what is earned.
3. To be the subject of reporting on a social networking site as a matter of spite or vengeance.

That chick said she was raising money for St. Judes but then she totally greened everyone.

Man, I totally got greened when I sold my Jeep!

That guy greened me on Facebook because I slept with his girlfriend!

by MightyMouse86 September 10, 2011

Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.

Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.

by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

Green

a non binary mf who chose to name themselves this bcs of an unreasonable affinity to the colour green. obsessed with plants, cats, rings, flowers, tea, soup, and queer contemporary novels. spends most of their time listening to sad gay music while reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower. an art geek/theatre kid and mentally ill.

pass me the green. no not them, the weed.

by youareadarksorcerer November 22, 2021