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FCKing

The act of eating FCK. sounds a lot like "fucking", but it's a totally different thing. Sound hella funny and confusing.
A: What did you purchase, man?
B: I got some fast food for dinner.
A: nice! :)
B: Yeah, I will be FCKing tonight. I wished it was a perosn, though... :/
by saxton_heil_austria June 2, 2024
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Fucking loser

People who are insanely sexy. If you are called a fucking loser, you are insanely sexy.
"Look over there, that person is insanely sexy. They must be a fucking loser."
by anonperson380 June 6, 2024
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fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024
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Fucking, story.

Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like,

Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth.
"Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
That was Jensons and Tracey's fucking, story.
by Pussyfucker&dicksucker November 28, 2024
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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.
"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"
by Barron Lands December 14, 2024
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Fucking dead

by Gun December 17, 2024
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