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Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.
These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?
by outletIT July 4, 2019
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Sure Dick

A phrase that someone says when they are in utter disbelief of something.

what ever no way bullshit whatev blah
Andy: I think if I got in a fight with Chuck Norris I would kick his ass.
Mike: Sure Dick! Chuck Norris would kill you.

what ever no way bullshit whatev blah
by southsidejonny February 5, 2010
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dick-mouth

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.
Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.
by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010
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Zip Dick

When a zip fly bulges in such a way as to look like a huge erection.
Mr. Abc: Aw dude control yourself!

Mr. Xyz: Relax, it's just a zip dick.
by CassAndTom April 3, 2010
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Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis
Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."
by Danigans86 January 6, 2010
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Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others
Man, she is such a dick tester.
by n3cr0 January 15, 2010
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Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.
That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.
by Legolina January 18, 2011
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