Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.

These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?

by outletIT July 4, 2019

Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.

That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.

by Legolina January 18, 2011