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by larrythecabelguy June 9, 2018
Get the daddy pertis mug.(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.
Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."
Woman: "Flour daddy?"
Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."
Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"
Woman: "Flour daddy?"
Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."
Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"
by Huntaaification June 10, 2018
Get the Flour Daddy mug.When a female gets so carried away in a blowjob for her 'daddy' that she bites down so hard that the semen is forcefully ejected out of his penis, causing major injuries and resulting in 7 years in accident and emergency.
But at least it was fookin hotttttt...
But at least it was fookin hotttttt...
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Get the Daddy Manzonie mug.The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).
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