Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007

"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."

by Phargo September 11, 2019

slide jack

The act of claiming PowerPoint slides from a co-presenter and presenting as your own.

Joe completely slide jacked the best segment of our presentation.

by DQJ June 2, 2018

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.

I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.

by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017

jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018

Jack and melissa

The strongest couple ever. They are so in love and will take any challenge. Kissing snogging touching ect. They are deeply in love! ❤️❤️❤️

OMG they are so doing a Jack and Melissa

by A matchmaker June 21, 2017