Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

subway roll

subway roll (n.) - The best twelve inches of your life. The fluffiest, toastiest bread that dreams are made of, which may also be referred to as a "five dollar foot-long".

subway roll (v.) - To gather your homies and head to a party via train.

subway roll (adj.) - To resemble a lumpy pile of blankets seen in a subway station, often indicating a homeless person sleeping.

(n.) "I got a BLT on the honey oat subway roll because I'm trying to be healthier, but I'm also human."
(v.) "Let's subway roll to RJ's to get turnt."
(adj.) "You look mad subway roll in that coat today."

by Dercarler December 9, 2014

Roll Banjo

The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.

I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".

by Leggies March 7, 2018

Rolled

getting stepped on in an embarrassing detrimental manner; unapologetically untalented

Yooo Erin brown rolled asf

by @zayfvs June 25, 2023

blueberry cinnamon roll

another word for vagina

“can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”

by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020