an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021