mexican baby powder

Another name for cocaine or crack

Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder

Yeah homes you got the bands

Yeah how bout we got hit this up

Aight

by Iconelite April 10, 2016

Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza

Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza

by "Queen S" June 29, 2018

mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!

by Mississippi.boi April 18, 2024

Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.

Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!

by Popadopolis_FTS October 31, 2014

mexican cow

the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.

Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.

by ahussa44 December 10, 2020

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq July 18, 2013

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 22, 2018