Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020

Dirty DIO

When a gay vampire fucks many women then cums in the vaginas of all of them

Yeah Jonathan tries to kill me so I pulled a Dirty DIO

by DIO!? June 24, 2020

Dirty Harlon

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.

by Dingobub June 24, 2020

dirty ensi

When you put toothpaste on your dick, the fuck her in the ass. Next you pull out and brush her teeth with your dick.

Wow her teeth are really white, she must've had a dirty Ensi.

by Amoistbeaver June 25, 2020

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

Dirty Hichens

When a male is having sex with a girl in missionary position and is about to pull out and ejaculate on her face, he instead points his penis up and shoots it in his own mouth.

Man i am really regretting that Dirty Hichens last night it tasted like shit!

by Trendy Libtard October 26, 2020

Dirty Mico

The act of rolling a blunt while being naked but then dropping and accordingly, stepping on it, resulting in a weed coated foot which will then be inserted in another males butthole.

On the weekend I actually wanted to smoke weed but ended up doing the dirty Mico.

by serious man October 29, 2020