by 2k quani October 17, 2016
Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.
Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash
Person 2: damn that sucks bro
Person 2: damn that sucks bro
by RacksonRacks403 May 17, 2019
A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.
by Eat my ass swallow my dick May 24, 2019
When you watch as many Pornhub videos during november as you possibly can so Pornhub can plant trees. This is sometimes done instead of No Nut November. (Pornhub plants one tree per 100 videos watched.)
Guy 1: Dude I just planted 100 trees last november
Guy 2: dude how'd you pay for that?
Guy 1: I just watched some porn for Nature Nut November!
Guy 2: dude how'd you pay for that?
Guy 1: I just watched some porn for Nature Nut November!
by MazeZZZ September 02, 2019
Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............
by penis monser June 29, 2010
An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.
by Stevolio August 29, 2006
The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
by ckllol June 25, 2023