Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.
Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
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by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023
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Mexican pothole

To break someones neck through deep thought and the cum in it
Mexican guy: `filled in a mexican pothole last night`
by Man.Flesh. June 02, 2020
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Broke mexican

Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
by 21savege April 04, 2018
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Mexican rollo

Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.
-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!

- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎
by Mexican rollo winner September 05, 2021
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Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
by le chacal February 10, 2011
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Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 03, 2022
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
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