water

liquid drug

guy 1: i have a bath tub full of drugs
guy 2: how much
guy 1: 1 dollar
guy 2: that cheap what is it
guy 1: water people are addicted to water

by thanoses mom April 16, 2020

Water

A delicious liquid

Person 1: DAMN THIS WATER IS GOOD!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT!

by CordaBlue April 23, 2020

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Core Water

An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.

Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑

by Biggppenerygy69 February 10, 2020

water bottle

an ugly thot who is always wet...

man 1: dude did u hear what julia did?
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro

by datwackbitch February 10, 2020

D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

ceo of water

One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman

Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?

Bob: no, who is it?

Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.

by Ceo Of Aether February 20, 2020