Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 17, 2022

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.

It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.

by Corpserooter October 14, 2018

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

suck and butter

Suck and Butter

something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter

Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night

Maddie: he’s easy to butter up

by tar 🐝 March 03, 2021

cock sucking hub stealer

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker

look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

by SUCC ME May 29, 2018