Martin Rumler

A 6'6 black man who is the best fortnite player in the world. He also gets all the pussy in existence, he is so much better than white boy Zain. He is omnitall and omnicool and he should be worshipped as a god #rumlerism

Wow he's like 6'5 and black - he's not nearly as cool as Martin rumler who is 6'6 and black

by Whiteboyzainmughal April 11, 2019

The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.

She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!

by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019

Ground rule double

Ground Rule Double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!

by Smart Like That December 2, 2019

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

Piggyback rule

When I give a girl a piggy back ride, if I’m not huffin and puffin after 50ft she doesn’t get a second date

I can tell that I like this girl because she passed the piggyback rule

by Dudeguy123456789 December 27, 2019