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to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.
“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024
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mexican ricotta

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it
by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020
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Rooftop Mexican

A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one
"My friend has a rooftop mexican father"
by Samii_VA July 24, 2023
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Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.
hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings
by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 21, 2019
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Beefy Mexican

The Beefy Mexican

-Sexual act where an individual who just ate Mexican food has diarrhea onto a second individual's butt crack.
"Hey I heard things got pretty wild the other night with Stacy!"

"Yeah, Bro... I gave her the ol' Beefy Mexican!"
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mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.
by anonymous March 31, 2023
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Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang
by Omegav February 23, 2023
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