Simp king

What is known as an Owen

Dude don't be such a simp king. Sophie is 18.

by dr.daddydick42069 April 18, 2020

SIMP KING

Simp King is a man who is more than a Simp

JAY is a Simp King.
Andy is a Simp King

by Just Lucifer July 08, 2020

Vcal king

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal

Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend

by Astro woman March 14, 2021

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022

king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

King David Herman

King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.

But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.

King DAVID HERMAN the great

by BottomCrown4days April 06, 2023

Punjab Kings

The worst franchise in the IPL who don't deserve a single cup...
They always let go of the best players and retain the bad ones
Worst franchise ever...

Person 1:Hey you're like Punjab Kings
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Means you're a failure

by KLass Fan November 24, 2021