god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

Rizz God

The pure definition of Ivan Tsou

Person 1: Who is Ivan Tsou?
Person 2: The Rizz God
Person 1: ara ara makes sense

by psich October 16, 2022

Giggle God

A “Giggle God” is one that is flamboyantly thick and is one that is in a super zesty mood all the time who like to giggle in serious situations .

Jamal is such a Giggle God when he is with men

by sharavisniceandtall May 6, 2023

God

A person who is taller than 180cm.

Tim is not a god because he's 176cm

by Rizmanovski May 20, 2021

The God of Buttplugs

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some

The God of Buttplugs means I'm Dan

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far

“What are you”-Dave

“I am the grinding god”-john

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020