Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007

friend at first sight

when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.

1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"

by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009

My Best Friend

A person I am very thankful for. She helps me to get through my day without even saying a word. I love her so much and she deserves the world <3

Kendall is my best friend, she is one of the greatest people I have ever met.

by Iamverysadl0l June 4, 2021

Man’s Best Friend

Man’s best friend is the vagina.

Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.

A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.

Without Man’s best friend (vaginas) reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.

by Can't deny the truth September 28, 2019

Best Friend Forever

1) Used by someone to make you feel special, when really they have 50 best friends.

2) Used to obtain food, etc...

3) Used to sustain genuine strong friendships.

Often abbreviated BFF.

"Hah, you're my best friend forever!"

"If I can have some of that sandwich I'll be your best friend forever!"

"Let's hang tmrw k?

--
Mark (Your BFF)"

by Azoundria January 8, 2009

friends w/ benifits

a friend that you are not seeing but can still be sexually active or have fun with physically and emotionally.

Me and Chris are not boy friend and girlfriend, we are just good friends or friends w/ benifits

by Erinnnnnnnn July 2, 2006

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003