Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

Operation dick

Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.

Samantha told me her partner last night Jeff had an Operation dick that was terribly unsastisfying.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

bowl of dicks

See go eat a bowl full of dicks.

Go eat a bowl of dicks.

by Ignominious Bob September 8, 2010

dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

dick machine

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

by sengooo June 10, 2008

paper dick

Term for a cigarette, from the word "glass dick" describing a crack pipe.

Hey, can I get a drag of your paper dick?

by Tea Oh Em June 16, 2009

dick fitswell

a name...

Hello, how are you today, Im Dick Fitswell

by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003