Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021

That's where the cats live

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

by Melena February 14, 2013

total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

One firm cat

A really cool dude who gets his swole on super hard at the gym.

That dude squatting is one firm cat.

by 12345one June 26, 2014

Pennsylvania Fire Cat

Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.

My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.

by Bogie dog July 20, 2016

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

adopt a cat together

The equivalent to "third base" for lesbians.

Did you go to "first base" or "second base" or adopt a cat together.

by Bellxx10 January 18, 2016