Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
by martin92683 February 23, 2015

My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
by Chesty Glutswhip January 9, 2016

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.
by 2trouble August 25, 2025

by West Haven BBC September 19, 2022

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.
jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"
by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.
Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?
Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023
