When a person decides to drink any substance that does not mix well with another, (more specifically Crush's 'Cream Soda' with Doritos,) unintentionally creating a Belly Bomb, aka a mixture that will most definitely have your toilet screaming mercy as fire bursts from all holes.
"Dude.. I'm not feeling so good"
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
by DefinitelynotGeronimo May 24, 2025
Get the Belly bombmug. by Flabbercrap bomb April 20, 2018
Get the flabbercrap bombmug. An action 5 hours after eating a bean burrito with a large Baja Blast at Taco Bell and you spent said hours in stomach pain
by Smlfan June 9, 2024
Get the Atomic bombmug. by wobblytable August 16, 2018
Get the Dirty Bombmug. When a kid takes a shit in the locker room bathroom. This causes the whole locker room to smell like shit
by justinballs January 30, 2024
Get the kuda bombmug. informal
verb
1. to disrupt or ruin an individual's or group's lunch (typically at a restaurant) by making an unexpected appearance and prolonged conversation
2. to join an individual's or group's lunch as a last-minute, uninvited guest that disrupts or ruins the lunch's original planned intent (such as a personal or work related matter that can no longer be discussed due to the uninvited guest's attendance)
noun
1. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected appearance and unwanted conversation by another individual or group, usually a person that one of the lunch attendees knows in another context (ex. a work related lunch that is disrupted by an old college friend)
2. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected attendee
verb
1. to disrupt or ruin an individual's or group's lunch (typically at a restaurant) by making an unexpected appearance and prolonged conversation
2. to join an individual's or group's lunch as a last-minute, uninvited guest that disrupts or ruins the lunch's original planned intent (such as a personal or work related matter that can no longer be discussed due to the uninvited guest's attendance)
noun
1. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected appearance and unwanted conversation by another individual or group, usually a person that one of the lunch attendees knows in another context (ex. a work related lunch that is disrupted by an old college friend)
2. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected attendee
by DB77 August 15, 2016
Get the lunch-bombmug. Person 1:Wanna play some jklm bomb party
Person 2: Nah, people just tryhard on this game, you can't even win if you have a life.
Person 2: Nah, people just tryhard on this game, you can't even win if you have a life.
by zappity May 14, 2024
Get the jklm bomb partymug.