December 1

Torture your shortest friend

December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.

by hugejass December 1, 2023

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by ⁱ July 8, 2021

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

(n-1) tier

Whereas a modern web software application has separate layers for presentation (user interface), business logic, and storage etc. (because modular construction is easier to build and debug) it is usually called an "n-tier architecture", where n represents the number of modules or layers. It is much more secure and robust than the "old way" (1-tier), where one machine was the web server, file server, database, and firewall. A program which has illogical or insufficient rules (i.e. absence of business logic) can be termed "(n-1) tier", as a crucial part (usually the part that makes the software smart or helpful) has obviously been omitted by scatterbrained developers, detached managers, clueless requirements analysts, dumb pilot members, etc.

Employee A: Did you submit your travel costs yet?
Employee B: No, our stupid online expense system kept giving me a cryptic error.
Employee A: Yup, that EOM app is an (n-1) tier system...

Boss: I need you to fix your time charges for last week. You entered 45 hours instead of 4.5 hours on Wednesday.
Subject: Must've been a fat-finger. Too bad our accounting system can't catch that obvious error. It's just another (n-1) tier waste of code.

by k3for June 3, 2010

17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023

person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019