by Goosetavo July 2, 2016
Get the boil pretzel sticksmug. The act of shoving a stick up ones own nostril as an act of proving ones bravery by confronting ones own deepest darkest and totally Irrational fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating when one was a child.
Guy1: I think I’m ready to have a stick up 2
Guy2: I’m so proud of you for confronting your fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating that your parents inflicted upon you
Guy3: I’m gonna to kill my self
Guy2: I’m so proud of you for confronting your fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating that your parents inflicted upon you
Guy3: I’m gonna to kill my self
by Goddess of ho May 31, 2018
Get the Stick up 2mug. by ilouisem May 31, 2018
Get the stickmug. Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
Get the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug. by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
Get the Dick Butter Stickmug. by anonymous June 10, 2025
Get the Truck Stickmug. 