Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 4, 2021

jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.

Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant

by chance master747 August 28, 2021

Bean

An annoying thing to call your older or younger brother. most commonly used as an insult that wont offend your parents. it really means nothing.

"yo bro, you're such a freaking bean"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you're a bean"

by possiblynotavampire April 11, 2020

Beans

Beans are a rare fruit 🍇 eaten in ancient Europe “mmmm beans

“Do you like beans “
“Do I ?? Do you even have to ask !!!”

by Sheep.com October 19, 2020

fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019