Anthony Middle School

the worst school in cypress texas 😭 😭 😭
just kys if if u go here 💀 💀

Jamal: Yo frank what school you go to?
Frank: I go to Anthony Middle school.
Jamal: Nigga.. Kys.

by Gaynikker October 23, 2023

Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020

Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.

Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024

North District Middle School

the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad

"Damn you go to North District Middle School?" "Yeah it sucks"

by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022

Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

comstock middle school

stop pretending you care about suicide. but comstock is still better than battle creek schools

comstock middle school is better than battle creek schools

by grubby_ipad.kid October 9, 2021