Mint Chocolate Chip

When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.

Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.

by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023

Chocolate Dobber

Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)

"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"

Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high

by MaineMen July 1, 2014

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Chocolate Dunk

When a girl has her ass sticking straight up in the air and a guy dips his cock right in and gets shit all over it.

Yeah, I heard Ben and Venessa did some chocolate dunking in the guest room, it smells in there.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

cream covered chocolate cherry

When one bangs his lover on her period. Before he climax's he pulls out and inserts in anal cavity for exploison. Once cream is detonated he pulls out and lover sucks the cream covered chocolate cherry off the penis.

She gave me a cream covered chocolate cherry for my birthday! or should you say i gave her a cream covered chocolate cherry.

by cash banks May 17, 2011

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

chocolate

Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch

best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"

by mcnuget nigga May 21, 2019