Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020

Chocolate

acne generator. makes you ugly.

carmel is better than chocolate. fuck acne

by tortureallinternetmoderators December 11, 2024

chocolate dingdong

When he or she ‘pulls out’ of the anus and it’s covered in dookie.

“Can i put it in babe?” “No i’ll end up giving you a chocolate dingdong.”

by themagicalboy February 29, 2024

white chocolate dazzler

Dmh

Dmh he is white chocolate dazzler

by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022

chocolate

To pick a person’s anus directly after they have pooped.

“I totally got a chocolate surprise!”

by squidiana September 4, 2021

don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

by AnnWatts May 17, 2015

chocolate wrapper

A chocolate wrapper is when you wrap your feces in some nice tin foil, like a quality street chocolate and give it to your partner for a present

“Thanks Matthew, I always wanted a chocolate wrapper in the morning for breakfast!! I’m such a lucky girl”

by Chocolatewrapper18 May 7, 2018