A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

A Salisbury by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Take a spoonful

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

Take a spoonful by emffas!s January 26, 2011

Keen-a-saurus Rex

An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.

Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."

Keen-a-saurus Rex by Dr. Keen October 24, 2011

Worm on a string

Those toys that you become obsessed with when you're in grade school because you think they're magic. Later in life they are known to be great nooses.

IMA HANG MYSELF ON A WORM ON A STRING

Worm on a string by stupid_tree_children!!! May 31, 2018

grab a spoon

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

grab a spoon by Chinoviejo January 2, 2008

thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

thicker than a snickers by akm12345 January 5, 2011