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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.
I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!
by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020
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Taco Bell

A young girl that is overly excited that you actually scored one of her kind.
Excited girl says to a guy in room: I'm glad you gave the "wham bam thank you ma'am"!

Guy in room says to excited girl: Bless you, taco bell
by Taco use September 24, 2023
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Glossy Taco

A Glossy Taco is a topcoat that is applied after you're done with your nails. It hardens as it dries preventing scratches, chipping and peeling.
After Cristine is done with her holo glitter nails she seals them off with a Glossy Taco.
by Amria April 18, 2018
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Glossy Taco

Clear nail-polish.
"I'm going to apply a glossy taco on my holo nail-polish."
by KlingonBalls July 15, 2017
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glossy taco

A glossy taco is a word used by us nail polish users and holosexuals, it means a glossy top coat on top of any nail polish design.
#sinplynailogical
Finish peeling off the nail vinals and add the holo taco, then finish with a glossy taco to make it shine.
by Wazzaz August 13, 2017
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Glossy Taco

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!
by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018
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