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Abby's Hand Job Hand

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010
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Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
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Southwest Style Hand Job

A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.
Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.
by Jobo086 April 5, 2010
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Pop Rockin Blow Job

A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.
"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."
by RebelVixen May 27, 2009
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Ice Cream Blow Job

1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).

2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.

2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!
by Lewisville Slugga March 10, 2010
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ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.
"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"
by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010
mugGet the ice cream fuck jobmug.

Black Kid Day Jobs

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
by drivingsnowstorms September 26, 2009
mugGet the Black Kid Day Jobsmug.

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