A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010
Get the Abby's Hand Job Handmug. When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"
"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
Get the Brazilian purple paint jobmug. by Jobo086 April 5, 2010
Get the Southwest Style Hand Jobmug. by RebelVixen May 27, 2009
Get the Pop Rockin Blow Jobmug. 1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).
2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.
1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.
2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!
2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!
by Lewisville Slugga March 10, 2010
Get the Ice Cream Blow Jobmug. When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.
by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010
Get the ice cream fuck jobmug. Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:
1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.
2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.
3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.
2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.
3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
by drivingsnowstorms September 26, 2009
Get the Black Kid Day Jobsmug.