Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.

Answer shopping:
“Mom can I go out tonight”

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”

by JemimaJ September 21, 2019

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Family Shopper

A person who shops for the family

My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries

by Family Shopper October 31, 2019

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.

"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"

by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020

Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.

I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.

by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020

Window shopping

When you in a relationship but you talk about you like or admire someone else ore multiple people but you don’t try anything with them because your in a relationship

Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith: don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: I’m just window shopping

by $amizzle April 10, 2020