California Roll

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.

Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.

by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016

Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.

I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?

by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017

riki roll

When you get Rickrolled but with Riki from xenoblade

Person1 *clicks on link* - I think it's arick roll
youtube: haha get riki rolled

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

Milky way crispy rolls

When you get dressed in your fave baggies and crop top.

Damn I have the milky way crispy rolls

by White Beyonce September 28, 2021

Rolled

The definition of rolled Nuts

Man that guy is rolled

He’s definitely pulling a nuts

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Prozzie roll

A roll of money used to buy time from prostitutes

I’m going out later to spend this prozzie roll

by Bawbag10 May 6, 2025

Dhakaiya Paneer Roll

Renowned Dhakaiya delicacy. An uncircumcised penis with a generous amount of dick cheese folded in.

Bro 1: Jeez I'm hungry bro.
Bro 2: Care for some Dhakaiya Paneer Roll?
Bro 1: Aw shucks, you know I love me some of that, but don't wanna get stoned for it by the radicals.

by Degentio Cthulhu September 16, 2021