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National Boy Best-friend Day

National Boy Best-Friend Day takes place on the 2nd June. It’s a day where you appreciate you’re boy best friends, wether that’s on snap, ig, over text or in person.
If you don’t already have a boy best friends, June 2nd is your day to find one!
Girl: ‘It’s national boy best-friend day, I appreciate everything you do for me and all our laughs, love you!’
Her boy best-friend: ‘Thanks!’
by Bobbysecret May 3, 2020
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National Retard day

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people
John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then
by Hikari Fukushima May 21, 2020
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National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"
Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)
by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020
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National Text your Ex day

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything
Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations
by Marie james June 13, 2020
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National take calvin to Panda Express day

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it
National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020
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National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.
Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt
by cozmonauts September 15, 2020
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