mexican oral

A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.
A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral
by Hizzledizzle November 12, 2015
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Mexican Lipstick

Lick a womans vagina while she's on her period
Last night I Mexican Lipsticked with my girl
by 20213412 August 17, 2018
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mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 19, 2021
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Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
by iceweed April 04, 2018
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Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.
Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !
by Dirrtylarry February 11, 2023
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mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!
Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years
by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021
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Mexican book

When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face
Haha you shit in that mexican book
by Desi Drake December 19, 2019
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