Sweex Man

A man that arrives at your place of work with endless amounts of goodies, places them on a desk in the middle of your office and runs before he gets squashed by the stampede

A: "Oh shit, it's the Sweex Man"

B: "Yeah man, get me a mars bar"

C: "Oh shit, this mans gonna make me fat - get me some Cinnamon Swirls"

by WC1979 September 22, 2011

Melanin Man

A dark, generally black person of very dark complexion

"Tysere is so dark"
"On god. He's basically Melanin Man"

by melaman January 28, 2023

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Man Period

Whenever a man feels the uncontrollable urge to invalidate others feelings, especially due to the lack of their own self - esteem

Tate fans are always on their Man Period.

by Finlet February 8, 2023

Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"

"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!

by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022

Munchie man

A guy who gives a girl head

He ate me out he a munchie man frl

by Joemamaismybae December 15, 2022

Polished Man

a campaign that encourages people to actively take a stand painting one fingernail (usually blue but it can be any other color) to raise awareness and to end violence against women and children.

usually the ones that paint their fingernail are men (since around 95% of all victims of violence, experience it at the hands of a male perpetrator and approximately 4 in 5 family and domestic violence offenders are male).
you can learn more about this campaign on the polished man campaign site (where you can also donate).

hongjoon from ateez is a polished man

by oopsifellasleep April 6, 2023