Part-Time Friend

A PTF is a person who desperately wishes to conduct a "Friendship Session" and will, unrelentingly, pester you until you do accept some terms. Then, after the session, they simply fade back into obscurity for weeks or months until they become bored again.

"Damnit, he's calling again!"
"What? That's the fifth time this hour!"
"Fuck it, i'll set up the damned Session so that I don't have to deal with this Part-Time Friend anymore."
"It doesn't last forever, you know. He'll bug you again in a week."
"*Sigh* I know..."

by MM3K September 29, 2012

Friend Love Story

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended

Did You See That Friend Love Story

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!

Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017

facebook friend whore

n. any person who responds to friend requests, no matter if they know that person or not.

"Kevin is such a facebook friend whore....he doesn't have a clue about many of the people on his list."
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"

by BlackRock Woman September 20, 2012

Hot Pocket Friends

When two woman have shared or are sharing the same penis. A female version of Eskimo brothers.

Karissa and Mandy have both had sex with Curtis. That makes them hot pocket friends.

by MrArrozConPollo July 28, 2015

She’s just a friend

A sentence that breaks all Adrinette shippers hearts and is said by the oblivious idiot adrien agreste. But, no matter how much he says dumb shit nobody can hate him because his father starves him of croissants and when he eats a croisstant everyones like “YES EAT THAT CROISSANT”

“Me going after Marinette, no, she’s just a friend who likes fashion” -Adrien Agreste

by FrenchToast:423 May 18, 2021

Best Friend Day

A day where it is acceptable for your significant other to fuck their "best friend." This person can be anyone of their choice but is often an ex girlfriend or boyfriend. It may be played off as "just hanging out" but when they don't come home that night you know what happened.

I know it's your first day off but I am going to go over to Trevor's for best friend day. Ignore why Matt is texting me.

by damit187 July 29, 2017