money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

Cake Bombing

When you have no friends to Love Bomb, you will instead Cake Bomb to gain friends in order to Love Bomb. Cake Bombing is about producing and sharing an extremely large amount of baked goods with people you don't know, until they become your friends.

That new guy sure is desperate bringing these cakes to this pub crawl, the ladies are fawning all over him, it's making me extremely jealous of all that attention he's getting, perhaps I should try cake bombing myself.

by Mushroom_Mycelium February 23, 2024

cake

what cam has

damn, cam has some cake.

by ihaveatightbussy January 14, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.

- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.

by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025