A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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by Waynedip December 27, 2020
Get the Spaffa cake mug.(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
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