god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

God

a being with the biggest killstreak ever

Dude I cant beat Gods killstreak

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.

Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.

by TwoBeats May 23, 2018

'God will do'

The name given to a person or persons who wishes to be known as God through their perceived achievements, however those who do not quite believe they deserve this title would call them 'God Will do'

Eg, Guy 1: I am so cul. You want to give me a cul name? Well i suppose God will do.
Girl: Ok 'God will do'

by Snaren2 April 7, 2009

Sigma Ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet

Sigma ohio rizz gyat Skibidi toilet is sigma hot

Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet”
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”

by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024