Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.
by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022
Get the Simpmug. “ lee do you want to come out”
“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”
“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”
by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.
by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.
by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Quake2108 December 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug.