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floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food
“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

Did that burger floss like water?”
by Quandly December 25, 2022
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mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶
peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”
by Urfavrat December 26, 2022
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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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green water

Greenwater is a place water is green and poop is all green the water is green because people take poops in the water the water you drink in green water is blue water because that is grime blue water
Me and the boys went to green water to take poops in the water
by Ieatpooplikeicecream December 29, 2022
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Dirty Barrel Water

Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.

Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)
by WhiskeyConnoisseur24 January 4, 2023
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Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.
Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.
by GeminaTor January 4, 2023
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Water

A very bland tasting drink, which is good for you but also not
Ew, water!
by Isolophobia!! January 5, 2023
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