I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

Pussy Water

Definition of a hot girl or a group of hot girls

Look at those fine ass Pussy Water
Look at Naaz she is such a fine ass pussy water

by Bigg pappi Locsta November 28, 2021

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

Water Templin'

The act of getting lost in a video game.

I've been Water Templin' this level for hours!

by suitsandpajamas January 3, 2020

Water with bubbles

When your friend is adorable but says stupid stuff and likes to bully you for saying that chocolate reminds you of Diana

Damn it Nicholas you're such a water with bubbles

Ew stop acting gay John!

by daddieswithchokingkins January 6, 2020

smacking water

the definion of smacking water is swimming and its preformed by swimmers

what are you doing? im smacking water duh!

by hunter salmons January 14, 2020