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Suck brew

by acdc1234 June 14, 2016
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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012
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Suck

The worst ever. Literally, blows ass... serious ass.
Catiebriee sucks, he's the worst pally on the server.
by ndhunter71 February 26, 2022
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I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
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Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.
Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.
by Hahu September 4, 2022
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