October 25

October 25 is national suck dick day without getting called a treesh or a slut

Boy: yo I need my dick sucked

Girl: bet! It is October 25th

Boy: Ight say no more

* shit happens*

by Ummmm Zoe 101 October 22, 2019

October 23

It’s October 23 and it is time to slap your shortest friend day

Oh look there my shortest friend let me just slap em and run!!
October 23 slap em and run

by Thatsdopedude October 22, 2019

October 25

A day where we can celebrate Jess Kamals Birthday

October 25 is when you say happy birthday jess

by Quadruple k October 22, 2019

October 25

October 25th is national neck bump awareness day.

Hey krisjun you know what day it is right? “No I don’t know dates lol #juullife”, Well it’s October 25 it’s your holiday; it’s national neckbump awareness day.

by Ella is missing pants 420 October 22, 2019

October 23

Its national flirt with your crush/bf/gf day

boy and girl: oh no its October 23..
Boy: you know what that means ❤️
Girl: please no.

by Toxic_f**ker October 22, 2019

October 23

Hug your tallest friend day!

“It’s october 23, give me a hug”

by Ligmma Ballz October 22, 2019

October 23

National tell your crush you like them day.

Person1:hey I like you it’s October 23
Person2:WHAT

by Hshdhdhdhdhhd October 22, 2019